A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”.
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. (more…)