A man who has been a truck driver for 15 years thinks to himself about how lonely it is driving between provinces each month and colcludes that he needs a companion. While stopping of in a petstore, he asks the owner if he sells anything that would be good company during the long hours he spends on the road.”Well sir,” the owne replies,”I have here this frog…” And he produces a box with a frog inside.The truck driver exclaims “A frog??? What the fuck can a frog do?” “Glad you asked…” said the pet store owner… “Watch this…” The pet store owner pulls out his cock, taps the frog on the head and it dives straight to his crotch where it proceeds to suck his cock and swallos the cum. “HOLY SHIT!” says the truck driver… I’ll take it!!!

Two weeks down the road (Hehehe pardon the pun) the truck driver passes through Newfoundland where he sees a Newfie on the side of the road hitchhiking. He decides that he needs someone to talk to so he picks the guy up. After about 2 hours of conversation, the truck driver decides it’s time to show off his frog. He produces the box with the frog inside, unzips his pants, taps the frog on the head and the frog does it’s job. When finished, the truck driver asks the newfie if he wanted to try…
The newfie says “Sure enough… but please, don’t hit the back of my head too hard…”