There once was a woman who couldn’t ever seem to find a man to marry. She dated and dated but never could find Mr. right. One day she was reading a newspaper and saw an add for a new store which was going to sell men to women needing a husband. A huge selection of good quality men was promised to all women who showed up for the grand opening.
She could hardly believe it, but she was so desperate that she made sure to be one of the first in line on opening day. The doors finally opened and she walked inside. The first floor had a large variety of men and in front of the display windows which they were all behind there was a sign which read “All these men have good jobs.” She noticed another sign next to the elevator saying “More men upstairs”, but also added “Once you pass on the men on a floor you can never come back to that part of the store again.”
She thought to herself that having a good job is important for a husband since she would want to be supported and have her children provided for, but she didn’t want to be hasty so she decided to pass on the first floor and see what was on the second floor. So she rode the elevator up and when she got out she saw more men in another glassed in display area with a sign that read “These men all have good jobs and are very sensitive and loving.”
She thought to herself a good job and very sensitive and loving is even better since she really wanted a man who would cherish her and their children. But she was still wondering what else was available so she decided to pass again and take her chances on the next floor. When she got off the elevator she made her way over to the display area and read the new sign which said “These men all have good jobs, are loving and sensitive, AND are drop dead gorgeous.” She was really excited now and she was thinking about picking a man but she looked at the elevator and was immediately swept away with the idea of what would be on the next floor!
So she rode the elevator to the next floor, but when the doors opened she was shocked to see that it was completely vacant except for a sign which read “There are no men on this floor, it just goes to prove that there is no pleasing some women, please exit the store and never return.”