There once was a woman who couldn’t ever seem to find a man to marry. She dated and dated but never could find Mr. right. One day she was reading a newspaper and saw an add for a new store which was going to sell men to women needing a husband. A huge selection of good quality men was promised to all women who showed up for the grand opening.

She could hardly believe it, but she was so desperate that she made sure to be one of the first in line on opening day. The doors finally opened and she walked inside. The first floor had a large variety of men and in front of the display windows which they were all behind there was a sign which read “All these men have good jobs.” She noticed another sign next to the elevator saying “More men upstairs”, but also added “Once you pass on the men on a floor you can never come back to that part of the store again.” (more…)

A man who has been a truck driver for 15 years thinks to himself about how lonely it is driving between provinces each month and colcludes that he needs a companion. While stopping of in a petstore, he asks the owner if he sells anything that would be good company during the long hours he spends on the road.”Well sir,” the owne replies,”I have here this frog…” And he produces a box with a frog inside.The truck driver exclaims “A frog??? What the fuck can a frog do?” “Glad you asked…” said the pet store owner… “Watch this…” The pet store owner pulls out his cock, taps the frog on the head and it dives straight to his crotch where it proceeds to suck his cock and swallos the cum. “HOLY SHIT!” says the truck driver… I’ll take it!!! (more…)