A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine. He tells the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros district. After tasting it, the young man berates the steward. “This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the Mayacamas range. Please bring me what I ordered.”

Watching from the bar, an old drunk comes up to the table with a glass in his hand and says, “Can you tell me what this is?” (more…)