Osama Weekly Cave Memo:

Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve done my bit on the cleaning roster.. have you? I’ve posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). (more…)