Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them pass the time during their stays. On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?”

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of prison.” Then he asked the first, ““What did you bring?”

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned saying, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin—any number of games.” (more…)